I know, anymore than that, and i'd seem like a pedophile. But I promise, this post is CRUCIAL! Once again, whoever that didn't grow up with Disney had a pretty sad childhood. We all know our all time favorite Disney Classics- Snow white, The little Mermaid, Cinderella.. & the list goes on But what we DON'T KNOW ABOUT(hoor horr) are their real intended endings . So today let me take you on a journey of gloom, disappointment and death.. *cues in phantom of the opera* The Jungle Book : Everyone dies.  The Happy Ever After ending: Mowgli leaves with a bunch of animals who raise him since a baby (think Tarzan, one of them should get sued for having the same storyline). One day he goes out to get water, he sees a hot girl. He follows her to her village and lives with them humans forever leaving Baloo and Bagheraa all alone (so much for being grateful) The real ending:  The original "Jungle Book" was a short-story by Rudyard Kipling. In his version, 1. The human society doesn't accept Mowgli back and banishes him back to the jungle 2. The family that takes pity on him is tortured by sorcerers (no, seriously) 3. To counter attack, Mowgli gets help from Hathi the elephant. You might remember him as the fat dancing elephant but in Kiplings version, HIS A CANNIBAL.  3. The cannibal elephant Kills everyone4. Everyone dies I'm Serious. The Little Mermaid  The Happy Ever After ending: Ariel who can't make up her mind whether she wants to be a fish or a human can finally marry prince charming. Prince charming also attempts to kiss ass to Ariel's dad by killing Ursula and restores the king's crown. The real ending: Okay this is SICK. ready?? 1. The mermaid 's tail is split into two thanks to the evil potion, she goes up to land and is left to bleed to death. 2. The prince finds this amusing and commands her to dance. (NOT making this shit up) 3.The mermaid finds out that the Prince is to marry someone else and if he does, the mermaid will dissolve into foam. (you know that foam in your bubble baths? IT COULD BE A MERMAID!!!) 4. The prince gets married, the evil witch tells the mermaid, in order to stay alive, she must kill the prince  5. The mermaid can't bring herself to do it and becomes foam, and since mermaid doesn't have souls (or at least that's what Hans Christian Andersen says), she has to do 300 years of good deeds to get a soul. 6. And for every tear a child cries, she has to do an extra day. The author prays to the devil I swear. Hercules: Kills his whole family  The Happy Ever After Ending: Hades (satan like) sends Meg to Hercules to find out his weakness. As required by the Disney law, Meg falls for Hercules instead. Hades gets angry and gets Hercules to exchange his power in return for Megs life. As Hercules is in some macho fight, Meg pushes him away from a falling floor-thing, saving his life and killing herself. And then just in time, Hercules miraculously gets back his powers to save the world and bring Meg back to life. Can someone say : Coincidence much? The real ending: Well 1st of all, in Greek , the name Hercules refers to a RAMPANT SEXUAL BEAST (the irony) So int the real story 1. Hercules got married to Meg.  2. They live happily ever until he gets driven by some mad goddess and murders the shits out of Meg and all their kids (wth right) 3. After coming to his senses, he feels guilty, which is understandable for killing your whole family for no apparent reason. 4 To try to make amends, he engages in 12 trials that include defeating powerful monsters and jumping through rocks... and cleaning horse poop. 5. In the end her gets killed by a blanket. 5. Seriously. How can't we be grateful for the extremely creative team in Disney for turning this twisted tales into the fairytale we all grew up with? Love,
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