I drive a huge ugly purple Toyota Pajero
it looks something similar to this just that it has 4 doors.



some days ago I was driving to a teacher's house in Fair Park.
was at a roundabout when out of nowhere a motorcycle shows up right next to my car
like RIGHT NEXT TO MY FREAKING CAR!!
i don't know how that fella passed his undang test.
If I would have winded down my window and stuck my hand out, I could take his helmet out with no effort.

so sabrina's-cautious-mode-not-to-hit-the-motorcycle came on. I mean, one bang and the motorcyclist sure *kong kek already. It seemed to be following me everywhere I go and freaking closely to my car.

"stupid thing, you think your Siamese twin in my car ah"

I reached the road which I was heading for and my teacher's house is at the very end of it. I looked at my right- stupid motorcycle still so close to me. I accelerated.

BRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
i feel so cool finaly overtaking the stupid motorcycle.

I reach my destination, stop and park my car -all proud of myself that no damage was done. I opened the door

*BANG*
Followed by a loud crash and blabbers of malay swear words

I hit the motorcyclist on the head with my stupid door.He flew of his motorcycle. No he really FLEW. No exaggeration. Stupid motorcyclist.

"TAK TAU PANDU JANGAN PANDU LAAA!!! ^$%##@#!@&%*#"
what des this have to do with my driving dumb arse.

*kong kek - verb.Hokkien term to die.

-cross your heart and hope to die-