who doesn't love Marks & Spencer's line of lingerie? I know I do... so here's the story I'm in the Marks & Spencer outlet in KLCC and right in the middle of the shop there is whole cart full of panties with knock-off prices. Really nice panties i'd like to add. (at like RM7 each!!) I immediately turn on my "survival-of-whoever-gets-the-nicest-panties" mode. I look around and see other women with their greedy eyes fixed on MY panties - NOT HAPPY, i'm getting my panties, NO MATTER WHAT! I grab a shopping basket and rush over to the center of the floor. Those greedy women come running after me with urm.... green eyes. (it doesn't hurt to add a little exaggeration). I snatch a handfull of panties and throw them into the basket. I keep repeating this act until my basket is 60% full. I'm satisfied. Very Satisfied with myself. "HAH! I'll leave those Aunties to die in the middle of Marks and Spencer, fighting for the panties." I skip all the way to the cashier, thinking of how I have to write a a book someday. - "The Art of Shopping Wars, by Sabrina Chan" I arrive the cashier, there's a Malay lad, about 30 years old behind it. *overturns my basket and panties starts tumbling out. All type of panties. Polka-dotted ones, Thongs, Striped one, Lace ones... It was Pantie Heaven. *Malay guy looks at me "Ini semua kamu punye?" "Ye" *continues scanning all the panties" "Urm.... untuk you pakai?" *good lord, what a perv! "Ye, SAYA PUNYE!" "Urm.. Cik.. ni semua saiz XXL punye" *Okay Sabrina... think quick.. you need a good come back.. "Ye, aku dah plan dah jadi gemuk dan pakai semua ni!".... No wait, then he'll think I was making fun of fat ppl... urmm urm.. "Memang.. ibu ku tu.. tailor famous.. dia nak jahit ini semua jadi saiz S"... no no no... that'll be a waste if money.. urm.. urm.. Okay.. turn around and walk away *breathes, smiles. turns around... take quick big steps out of the outlet. NEVER AGAIN TO STEP FOOT IN MARKS & SPENCER.EVER. Love, Sabrina Labels: shopping 13 lovely comments ✿ |