I'm depressed says: Cheer me up you, shut the hell up says: go check my blog out I'm depressed says: and how is that gonna help me? you, shut the hell up says: Stop being such a bitch and check it! gtg love ya yeah so i did.. and tru enough.. it helped.. i shall copy sum.. *sorry sans* These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the shits. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. These are actual statements gleaned from Seattle High School test papers. Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
Some people say we condescended from apes. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives. To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow. Here's Something....
2. Click on Maps. 3. Click on get Directions. 4. Type from New York, New York. 5. To Paris, France. 6. And read line # 24. owh and sum stuff goin on in WMS.. witout me.. *sobs* Scenario no.1 Ming Hui, a very frustrated Robiah and yours truly. "Cikgu cikgu apatu sunat cikgu?" "Masa bila seorang lelaki menjadi dewasa (or sth along those lines I can't rmb, to me sunat just means circumcision)" "Cikgu bukankah budak lelaki perlu potong sesuatu apabila sunat?" *keeps mum and stares knowingly at Ming Hui* "Ya cikgu perlu potong apa????" *very frustrated* "Potong kepala!!!!" "omg. CIKGU KEPALA YANG MANA?!?!" Scenario no.2 Accounts teacher and a very blur SF "Last year the SPM markers came and gave the students a seminar on the marking schemes for Accounts, so I'm teaching you all about it now blahblah on and on..." "oh Madam was his name Marcus!?!?!" Scenario no.3 Becca, Sf and II jokingly asked SF if he'd done anything kinky in front of a webcam before, only to have a reply thrown at me which wasn't at all what I expected: "It should be naughty, not kinky. Yea more like naughty." "why naughty?!?! *doesn't get it*" "Because naughty is like playing with the chicken's feathers and kinky is like playing with the chicken itself. "like wtf?" My dad once asked me if I wanted a webcam and I was like WHAT FOR?!?!" "To be naughty la hehehe" oh and a conversation i had with a childhood fwen him: Omg sabs, u wud neva guess wat jst happened me: wat ?? him: i was on u-tube , then i got nauty.. so i went to find for *er-herm* me: y dun u jst buy a disk or sumthin? him: cause it was kinda like a spontanues feeling me: so watcha did? him: I saw wan vid la.. shock the hell out of me me: tell me bout it.. him: 1st it ws like damn hot.. me: then? him: then half way tru the whole "nice" scene.. then suddenly the show MY little Pony can jst pop up like that me: wtf? him: ya lar.. spoil my mood only haha.. so nyway.. joyce.. I love u!!! thnks 4 all the suppost aite?? joanna.. u 2//.
I love my babes.. nyway.. gtg la.. goin 4 sum kinda study group.. then i'mg oin 2 the carnival sumthin Heboh with Benita... so.. byes!! mwaks !! sabs 0 lovely comments ✿ |